Tim Nelson, Des Moines, Iowa, the USA. Giving out personal info on the internet, completely harmless.
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
This married couple, in their Sunday clothes, came up to my door and then proceeded to give me a literal sermon on why God would allow people to die in a tornado. I didn’t want to just say “Actually, I’m an atheist,” (like that lady said to Wolf Blitzer) because they were just so earnest and nice that I found them creepy, and I couldn’t just say “We’re Lutherans here, thanks!” like I usually do to missionaries, because they were assuming I’m already Christian and were not here to convert, but rather to preach. My neighbors are Muslim Bosnians, and I managed to spare them a sermon by telling the preachers that they were on vacation.