February 2012
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A sentence I’ve always hated:
“If you don’t agree with me about [some social or political topic] then you haven’t been paying attention!”
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To all the people angry at the American modern adaption of Sherlock Holmes “erasing” a homosexual relationship by turning Watson into a woman, you need to remember a very important detail:
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are not in a homosexual relationship, and would not be homosexual in this show even if Watson was (as usual) a man.
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My Oscar viewing experience sucked. Not due to the Oscar’s themselves, though. We watched it on a large TV in a friend’s basement, but the antenna had to be placed just right. Every conceivable event that could have happened to move this antenna out of place occurred. Cats, dogs, clumsy drunks, clumsy sober people, etc. It was a nightmare. I missed Brett McKenzie winning completely,...
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I hate that commercial where that douchebag kid makes his phone call him “Rock God.” I hate you, fictional kid in a phone commercial.
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When a woman can no longer control her own reproductive system because of someone else’s religious beliefs, it is no longer freedom of religion. It is the infringement of religion onto human freedom.
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I often find myself thinking how much a terrible commercial would be better if it had been made by Don Draper.
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Ben Wyatt, get a haircut.
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I was looking through old pictures on my computer, and the first twenty files are all named some variants of like “AAAsomething”
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Anonymous asked: Can we get a picture of you?
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I don’t understand why so many people are afraid of non-poisonous snakes. They’re adorable.
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michaelsnot:
sometimes I think of when Phyllis is popping popcorn during the finer things club’s meeting and they ask why she can’t use the microwave in the kitchen and she says simply “it smells like popcorn” and I laugh hysterically
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was